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Neen The Kitchen Magician's Paintress!

The Paintress' overall design in Expedition 33 is both fascinating and yet haunting. As the sole force behind vanishing off people every year, she's become one of few antagonists in the game. Course, through the game's lifespan in cosplay, people mostly tackle the main members of the core Expedition. Whether it's in the traditional uniforms, other alternate costumes or the iconic Baguette outfits. So it's been a real treat to see Neen The Kitchen Magician do a phenomenal job in bringing The Paintress to life. The full outfit is black from head to toe. You have a gown like piece at the bottom with it flowing mostly in the back. It does look like both the bottom and top pieces are segmented into like a long sleeve shirt and long pants. But being full pitch black does give some shots a sense that it's all connected. That even includes the face area which one pic does show that yep, Neen is able to see out of it.

Game Review: Aeternum

Disclaimer: This review and another in the future  may not be as detailed/analyzed enough due to me not clearing the main story. This is because clearing the main story was out of my ability and it was just too hard to me. Regardless I hope you find this review informative and enjoyable!


There are some games out on the Xbox Live Arcade that are just downright strange and make you think, just what drugs were the developers on when this game was being created? Aeternum is one such game. If I had to describe it to a similar game I’ve played I would have to unanimously go with Tecmo Kitten Adventure. Same style but different functions/aspects. Aeternum is a 2D side scrolling shooter developed by Wasted Brilliance where as you progress through each level, the enemies that appear just keep getting crazier. Along with a Story mode is arcade mode and a tutorial.
              The game follows a student who goes by the name of Ellica. She is a Demons Magic student at a prestigious magic school known as Aeternum Academy (hence the name of the game). She’s journeying towards another day of school specifically looking for her friend Macy. Along the way she has to fight through enemies (flying cats…so many cats) and very odd bosses. Oh and if it helps with the fantasy setting, Ellica is also a succubus.
              Gameplay wise it’s not too difficult. You move with the control stick holding 1 button to fire your magic and another button to put up a shield. As you defeat enemies they leave behind red residue/dots, which can increase your power (max power being 400). More power equals more streams of magic get shot out increasing your range. Power is also needed to put up a shield with each one costing 50. You are also given what’s called a Panic. When massive amounts of bullets/magic come hurtling your way and you are unprepared, a shield automatically protects you.
              There is also the Right Trigger button that makes you focus. What happens is Ellica’s heart is shown a tiny bit and she actually slows down time, this allows you to easily maneuver between enemy fire and can also build up your graze, which is when you just get hit barely. If you get hit you temporarily disappear and come back with less power, the game ends when you get hit with 0 power (found myself in this position many times and have since then given up on beating this).


It can be very frustrating avoiding all these bullets


              Graphically the game looks good with HD backdrops mixed with pixelated characters and lots of bright lights coming from the enemies. In ridiculous patterns (which leads me to say if you’re prone to seizures, do not play this game) which seem impossible to avoid. These kinds of games are not my strong suit but I at least enjoyed myself. The story was humorous at the parts I got up to (the caretaker is a giant squid, sure why not) and the controls were simple enough. If you’re a fan of these kinds of games then definitely try this out, worth the 80 MSP.


Have fun in this mess 0_0


Should you play this game?
Only if you enjoy these kinds of games, otherwise feel free to skip it!

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